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Putrid Poetry: Day 18: Lamar Didn’t Listen

April 18, 2016 By Laura

Dr. Louis Pasternak Skullstench: Stealth Poet
Poetry Assignment #18: The Limerick

Lamar Didn’t Listen

There once was a pig named Lamar
Whose mom said, “Don’t mosey too far.”  
           But he wandered away
           on that sad, tragic day.
Now his feet are for sale in a jar.

I went gross-ery shopping with Dad last night and wrote this great poem! (I also got awesome sour gummy earthworms—squiggly and squishy.)

Poor Lamar. He stayed on my mind all day after I read your poem.
 
Stealth Operation 3:
I emailed this poem to the Whole Hog Bottling Company, that makes the pigs’ feet. I bet they’ll buy my limerick for their slogan. It’s like a commercial and a safety tip all in one.

Talent show possibility: I could do a cooking demo like at the mall. Grilled ham and peanut butter sandwiches were my specialty.
Miss S said she didn’t think that was a good combination.
“Ham and peanut butter are amazing together!” I said.
“I meant you and fire, Louis,” she said. “THAT would be a dangerous combination.”

Tagged With: Laura's poems, National Poetry Month 2016, Putrid

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